Congress Proposes Act to Honor Federal Workers, Promises to Stop Attacking Feds

april1calendarA bi-partisan group of Senators and Representatives today announced they are proposing a Bill to honor Federal workers on a series of postage stamps, posters in Federal buildings, and television commercials. The Bill also includes provisions for a generous pay raise of 15%, rollback of the retirement contribution increases, and a pledge to refrain from public attacks on the work ethic, integrity and motivations of Federal employees. So far 400 House members and 94 Senators have signed on as co-sponsors.

The new Bill – entitled the “Awarding People Representing Integrity, Loyalty, Faith, of our Land Act  of 2015” (APRIL FOOL 2015), is expected to signed by the President in a gala ceremony on July 4.

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  1. Mike says:

    Excellent try – but the best April Fool’s jokes start out looking plausible. This one was (unfortunately) immediately unbelievable. 🙂

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